Episode Transcript
[00:00:04] Speaker A: Shmoopy shrimp. What do you want to talk about?
[00:00:06] Speaker B: How's your sex life?
[00:00:07] Speaker A: Oh, it's pretty fantastic. I think I might have woken up the whole island today.
[00:00:13] Speaker B: Really?
[00:00:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:00:14] Speaker B: Screaming orgasms.
[00:00:15] Speaker A: Making screaming orgasms.
We're gonna get banned, aren't we?
[00:00:22] Speaker B: We had our. One of our early episodes was about.
[00:00:25] Speaker A: Sex and a hammock.
[00:00:26] Speaker B: Sex and a hammock. Devices.
Yeah, whatever. Toys.
[00:00:31] Speaker A: Toys. Things.
[00:00:32] Speaker B: It got plunked.
[00:00:33] Speaker A: It wasn't that graphic. That's what I was surprised about. Wasn't that graphic, was.
[00:00:37] Speaker B: It was talk about the member. Holding the member, manipulating the member.
[00:00:45] Speaker A: All right. Okay.
[00:00:46] Speaker B: Towards the receptacle.
[00:00:48] Speaker A: Is this one gonna get banned to.
[00:00:50] Speaker B: It for words like member and receptacle?
[00:00:52] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe.
[00:00:53] Speaker B: I don't think so.
[00:00:54] Speaker A: No. I did say the O word.
[00:00:57] Speaker B: You did? You can say that word. No, Origami.
[00:01:01] Speaker A: Yeah, that's right.
Maybe that's what we need to do. We'll talk about with. With code words.
[00:01:09] Speaker B: Yeah, but we'd have to.
[00:01:10] Speaker A: Somehow people can get it.
[00:01:12] Speaker B: Figure it out.
[00:01:13] Speaker A: Yeah. I had a huge origami today.
[00:01:16] Speaker B: Multiple huge origamis.
[00:01:18] Speaker A: Yes. And so did you.
[00:01:21] Speaker B: Huge. Huge ears are like next level. 15 minutes.
[00:01:26] Speaker A: Yeah, mine are crazy.
[00:01:27] Speaker B: Lucky you.
[00:01:28] Speaker A: I'm so lucky.
[00:01:28] Speaker B: I'm a woman.
I know.
[00:01:30] Speaker A: It's not always the case, you know.
[00:01:32] Speaker B: What for? Well, not for all women.
[00:01:34] Speaker A: No, it's not.
[00:01:35] Speaker B: But in all situations.
[00:01:36] Speaker A: No, exactly. But I think we are well paired if we were to talk about that. I think that the reason we do chemistry. Yeah, chemistry. But also.
Yeah, yeah.
[00:01:48] Speaker B: We just fit.
[00:01:50] Speaker A: Fit on a variety of levels.
[00:01:53] Speaker B: What about women that don't have them?
[00:01:55] Speaker A: Oh, I do. Wait. Oh, there's a can. There goes a can.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: Dropped a can of.
[00:01:59] Speaker A: Oops. Oh, there's water.
That's fine. It's very windy.
Look at that.
[00:02:06] Speaker B: I feel bad for those gals.
[00:02:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, the gals don't have origamis.
[00:02:10] Speaker B: Yeah. But then again, they might just be with. They might have someone I think very good at bringing on or.
[00:02:15] Speaker A: No, I think it's two pronged from my experience.
There is trauma.
So when there is trauma and early childhood trauma or even high school trauma, it's a journey to get to origami.
And so I think my message to women out there is to take your time and find somebody patient.
And actually it's a discovery with yourself more than anything else. Right. Because some women don't even try that.
[00:02:48] Speaker B: Right.
[00:02:49] Speaker A: They don't even discover how it is that they can pleasure themselves. How can. How they can origami themselves.
[00:02:56] Speaker B: You Know, it's weird though, is the.
[00:02:58] Speaker A: Ones make origami with themselves.
[00:02:59] Speaker B: Yeah. This is extremely common because I met or know many folk like it. I couldn't personally do it, but they. They go three, five, six, eight years of sex because they're in it for the kids. So they're in a bad relationship or just unhappy or dull or lazy or fill in the blank.
So they don't do the nookie thing for five, eight years. You're like, what we should.
[00:03:28] Speaker A: I think that should be illegal.
[00:03:30] Speaker B: Seriously, I think it should be illegal.
[00:03:32] Speaker A: Because also that's unhealthy.
[00:03:33] Speaker B: Figure out something like, did you know.
[00:03:36] Speaker A: Did I tell you that I wanted to start a business at some point in time?
[00:03:39] Speaker B: Therapy. Sex therapy.
[00:03:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:03:41] Speaker B: Not a bad idea.
[00:03:42] Speaker A: No.
[00:03:42] Speaker B: Because I think there's so much of that.
[00:03:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:03:47] Speaker B: That people need help.
[00:03:49] Speaker A: Yeah. I think there are clinicians. I think it's becoming more practiced. I think that there's sexual rehabilitation, massage. There's, you know, like there's a variety of things, which is exciting.
[00:04:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:04:03] Speaker A: But I think, you know, I wanted to start a low profile business of.
[00:04:08] Speaker B: Just has to be low profile. Because if they're not willing to address it, I know they're probably not too much around you. Talk to someone else about it.
[00:04:18] Speaker A: Well, we're here to say we're the mouth business. What are we here to say, though? We're saying there's no shame in wherever you're at sexually, but if you're not having it, you should be. So find a way to at least be having it with yourself.
That's my message.
[00:04:34] Speaker B: Well, especially the women. Because guys, to me it's damage.
[00:04:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:04:38] Speaker B: I think it's a bad for guys that are porn addicts.
[00:04:44] Speaker A: Oh, that's. We've talked about that before.
[00:04:46] Speaker B: Horrible. So like, bad as any other addiction.
[00:04:49] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:04:50] Speaker B: Because they don't function properly.
[00:04:51] Speaker A: No, I know.
[00:04:52] Speaker B: Horrible for your testosterone, horrible for your self confidence.
[00:04:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:04:56] Speaker B: How are you supposed to talk to a woman with any confidence if you're.
[00:04:59] Speaker A: You can only come one certain way. I know. Oh, we gotta go, babe. We will talk about this again. Yeah, I know it's a ongoing topic.
[00:05:07] Speaker B: There's some crazy cases out there.
[00:05:08] Speaker A: I know.
[00:05:08] Speaker B: Okay, bye.
