Episode Transcript
[00:00:07] Speaker A: Hi, shmoop. How's your cooter?
[00:00:09] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. We're gonna get banned right now, right here.
[00:00:12] Speaker A: Not gonna get banned.
[00:00:14] Speaker B: All right. That is a common question in your. In your daily langage.
You often ask me that.
[00:00:23] Speaker A: How's your cooter?
[00:00:24] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:00:25] Speaker A: Oh, I don't think so.
[00:00:27] Speaker B: You. You know what? Let's talk in, you know, metaphors and talk about. Because we talked about this recently, how it's so important to be expressive in physically.
Try to find metaphors or. I'm trying to find other words to say what I'm trying to say so we don't get panned.
I. As we age.
[00:00:52] Speaker A: You mean censored.
[00:00:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:00:54] Speaker A: Because we've had two previous episodes removed.
[00:00:56] Speaker B: We have. Which is hilarious.
[00:00:57] Speaker A: Made reference to sexy. Sexy.
[00:01:00] Speaker B: We did.
[00:01:02] Speaker A: Anyway, as you get older.
[00:01:03] Speaker B: As you get older, we. This is what we keep talking about.
Listen, people, if you're in a relationship where you haven't had sex for five years, that is unacceptable.
There. That's my two cents today.
[00:01:16] Speaker A: We may have had that conversation already.
[00:01:18] Speaker B: We have. Yeah. Oh, God.
[00:01:19] Speaker A: Maybe even in the last episode.
[00:01:21] Speaker B: Oh, God.
Well, I repeat myself.
[00:01:24] Speaker A: I can't remember.
[00:01:25] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.
[00:01:26] Speaker A: So we are.
[00:01:27] Speaker B: Short term memory is gone.
[00:01:29] Speaker A: Out and about during a Pride weekend, wasn't it? Large metropolitan city.
[00:01:36] Speaker B: Yep. Love it.
[00:01:37] Speaker A: And growing up a jockey, like.
[00:01:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:42] Speaker A: Tell me about your experience, heterosexual man.
[00:01:44] Speaker B: I'm very queer. And you are not.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: You used to be. Yeah.
It's been a educational progression from the age of whatever, 18 when you even first hear the term. I had no idea what any of it meant up until now.
[00:02:00] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:02:01] Speaker A: And the ultimate lesson learned.
[00:02:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:06] Speaker A: Through the whole thing is. Is everybody should be able to do whatever the hell they want privately and express themselves with civil rights and beef. It's like it's nobody else's business. Like I'm.
[00:02:22] Speaker B: Love is love.
[00:02:23] Speaker A: People should not be.
[00:02:26] Speaker B: Putting their nose in other people's businesses where it doesn't matter what it. Yeah.
[00:02:31] Speaker A: Trying to cram religion down other people's throat or like it doesn't. Doesn't affect you. Go worship your God and shut the. You know what up.
[00:02:40] Speaker B: Yep.
These people.
[00:02:42] Speaker A: What I've learned.
[00:02:42] Speaker B: Everybody have to be right.
[00:02:44] Speaker A: Exactly. I think what I've learned is. Doesn't surprise me. It's also. Comes from travel. Like if I. I was in Russia and it's like they're no different than Americans. They're just working, trying to take care of their families.
[00:02:56] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:56] Speaker A: That's why we left. It's the governments and the propagandists who try to tell us, oh, the Russians are bad, or the Islam is, you know, Muslims are bad, or.
And then they try to say, oh, we're bad.
It's just fucking.
[00:03:12] Speaker B: So what's our message today, honey?
[00:03:14] Speaker A: It's like just tolerance and everybody's the same. It doesn't matter what your preferences are. Everybody's the same. You just want to live, take care of business, enjoy yourself, be in love and have fun.
[00:03:25] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:03:26] Speaker A: And you don't need someone else trying to tell you what to do.
[00:03:28] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:03:29] Speaker A: Like just fuck off.
[00:03:32] Speaker B: Oh, dear.
[00:03:33] Speaker A: Honestly, I'm sick of it. The whole thing is just ridiculous because it doesn't just apply to, like, the pridey stuff. It's.
[00:03:40] Speaker B: No, no, it applies everywhere.
[00:03:41] Speaker A: Everywhere. Like, you can't sit. You know, freedom of speech is a myth.
[00:03:45] Speaker B: It is.
[00:03:46] Speaker A: And then, you know, this kind of thing, like, go for it. It was entertaining. Like, I'll. That's the other thing that comes away from it. For a guy who's straight and. Yeah, like, is into cultural entertainment. Whatever it was, it was amazing.
[00:04:03] Speaker B: Right.
[00:04:04] Speaker A: Hilarious at times. Like, the whole thing is just pretty remarkable.
[00:04:08] Speaker B: Well, I just love that there is an area that gets to be created where everybody feels safe enough to be themselves at the end of the day. That's what it's about. Right. Could we be living in a world where whoever you are, however you present, whatever it is that however you choose to live can be. You can feel safe in that display.
[00:04:31] Speaker A: Right?
Exactly.
[00:04:33] Speaker B: I think that feeling safe and. And understanding too, that, you know, what happens when people get.
Are fearful is that they get very demonstrative. They get very rebellious. So. So could we. I guess tolerance is our message today.
[00:04:52] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:04:53] Speaker B: Tolerance for all.
[00:04:54] Speaker A: Because hate equals ignorance.
[00:04:57] Speaker B: Yeah. But hate breeds from fear.
[00:04:59] Speaker A: Period.
[00:05:00] Speaker B: Period.
[00:05:00] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:01] Speaker B: So no more fear. Let us live in love. Oh, my God. That was quick.
[00:05:06] Speaker A: Nothing to fear but fear itself.
[00:05:08] Speaker B: That's right. Bye, schmoop.
