Hard Core Nipple Talk

Episode 1 October 21, 2025 00:05:09
Hard Core Nipple Talk
Shmoopie X 2
Hard Core Nipple Talk

Oct 21 2025 | 00:05:09

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A bizarre argument about men's and women's nips that Shmoopie will never win ... 

 

 

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[00:00:04] Speaker A: Shmoopy, shmoopy. [00:00:06] Speaker B: Where are we right now? [00:00:07] Speaker A: We're sitting in a hotel room on the water. The Pacific Ocean and one of its inlets, its bays, its straits. [00:00:17] Speaker B: Because you finally heard me when I say maybe you should take me somewhere. [00:00:21] Speaker A: Settle down. Hey, I had some. I had a couple grand journeys planned and I still had. I still do, actually. One of them. One of them went away due to conflict. But I want to talk about nipples. [00:00:36] Speaker B: Of course you do. [00:00:38] Speaker A: Why is it. Well, let me ask you this. Well, we know why women's nipples are sensitive, right? [00:00:46] Speaker B: Well, it depends on the person. I think it's very, very. It's not gender based. No, I really don't believe it's gender based. I really believe it's either it's an erogenous zone for you or not. I also believe in activation. [00:01:00] Speaker A: Nipple activation. [00:01:01] Speaker B: Yep. Yours were not activated properly, hence why you can share with the audience. [00:01:09] Speaker A: Well, you were. [00:01:10] Speaker B: You had a bad experience. You're still traumatized. [00:01:12] Speaker A: Oh, well, I'm not traumatized, but. [00:01:15] Speaker B: Well, you are because I can't touch your nipples. [00:01:17] Speaker A: Like. Hold on. Okay, settle back, settle down. That's not a true statement. All right, so first of all, there's no question based on. Well, women's in general, greater percentage are way more highly sensitive than men. [00:01:36] Speaker B: No, I don't. I do not think you can generalize that. [00:01:39] Speaker A: Really. How many men. How many men have you met that you can make orgasm by touching their nips? [00:01:45] Speaker B: Damn close. There's. There's a lot. There's a lot more than you think. They're just not well taken care of. [00:01:50] Speaker A: What is it? Not what is it? That. [00:01:52] Speaker B: Nipples? Yeah. [00:01:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I think so you're telling me you've made a man come in his pants come from touching his nipples? [00:02:00] Speaker B: Well, maybe. You know, I think unfortunately, most men are more penis centric and so you will always. Most of you will help guide towards their. At some point in time. Because that is where you want us to be. Whoever. [00:02:20] Speaker A: Right. [00:02:20] Speaker B: Whatever gender. [00:02:21] Speaker A: But it's also because there. There's no sensitivity in their nipples. Like, you've never made a man come in your nip. In with their nipples. Correct. Well, you've maybe got them excited. [00:02:33] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, by a long. Like a lot. I could have seen a lot of nipples for a while. [00:02:37] Speaker A: Yeah, a lot of men got all jacked up over the nips. [00:02:40] Speaker B: Well, a lot more than what I'm. In my experience, some of the people that I've played with or whatnot have had very positive activating experiences with Their nipples. I really believe that they need to be activated, I think. [00:03:02] Speaker A: All right. [00:03:02] Speaker B: They need to be properly trained because. [00:03:04] Speaker A: You can orgasm from just nipples. Yes, I. No way I'm ever. Mine are. [00:03:11] Speaker B: You don't know. [00:03:12] Speaker A: Mine are dead. Like, they don't. Well, I mean, they don't. They don't respond. There's no. There's no sensors in there. [00:03:19] Speaker B: Well, because. [00:03:20] Speaker A: And because I got bit the one time in New York I was like, hey, like, bit. Tried to chew the thing off. [00:03:29] Speaker B: It scarred you for life, honey. [00:03:31] Speaker A: No, it didn't scar me for life. I just don't want my nipples bit. [00:03:33] Speaker B: No, I know, but I think often. [00:03:36] Speaker A: But you can lick them and rub them and touch them, and I'm still not getting anything out of it, really. I mean, well, I like. I like it, but I'm not like. [00:03:43] Speaker B: Yes, but if. If there was a patterning, I think there's. I think we're going back to neural pathways and you're not going to like it. [00:03:52] Speaker A: Practice makes. [00:03:52] Speaker B: But no, I really believe that even sex, the neural pathways are dug deep, and so you have pathways to your release or your enjoyment. And so you're always going to repeat the patterning. I. I believe the trick is break up the patterning. Don't have a goal in mind. Do not. As we talked about before, it's not about coming. It can be about just what. What's going on right now. The enjoyment. [00:04:20] Speaker A: I think after we stop this edition of Shmoopy times two, that you should do a little nipple massage and we'll see what happens. [00:04:26] Speaker B: Oh, there you go. Well, it's for science. [00:04:31] Speaker A: No, for science, for neuropathway and for pleasure. [00:04:35] Speaker B: Well, there you go. [00:04:35] Speaker A: See what's going on down there? [00:04:37] Speaker B: Yeah. You'll just have to stop thinking about me trying to touch your penis. [00:04:42] Speaker A: Touching my penis. No. [00:04:43] Speaker B: Well, you know. [00:04:44] Speaker A: Oh, I know what you mean. [00:04:45] Speaker B: Like, you mean like one guiding factor. [00:04:47] Speaker A: One thing leads to another. [00:04:48] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:04:49] Speaker A: But come on, let's be fair. You're also the same way. If I go somewhere, you're always like, I'm getting on there now. Yep. [00:04:58] Speaker B: If you get a little. [00:04:59] Speaker A: If you get a little bit of lingus, you're like, I'm dropping on right now. [00:05:03] Speaker B: We gotta go.

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