Michael Keaton and Whales

Episode 15 June 30, 2025 00:05:08
Michael Keaton and Whales
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Michael Keaton and Whales

Jun 30 2025 | 00:05:08

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Meeting Steve the human dolphin and other mammals, sort of ...

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[00:00:04] Speaker A: Shmoopy schmoop. [00:00:05] Speaker B: Hey, real quick, real quick. When someone's lying prone, does that mean they're on their back stomach or it just means they're flat? [00:00:13] Speaker A: It just means they're flat. They're not moving. It means they're flat and not moving. [00:00:17] Speaker B: Prone means just flat. [00:00:18] Speaker A: Just flatten and moving. [00:00:20] Speaker B: Not on your side though. On your back, belly. [00:00:23] Speaker A: Doesn't matter. [00:00:24] Speaker B: Doesn't matter. [00:00:24] Speaker A: I think it's prone. Means unmoving straight. [00:00:30] Speaker B: Okay. I wanna. On this episode we have, by the way, we're back from a hiatus, pre summer hiatus because we were very busy with things. [00:00:42] Speaker A: We were. And we've been banned from talking about sex because our episodes were taken away. [00:00:48] Speaker B: Well, one pretty graphic one was. Well, it was maybe one and a half. It was somebody too. [00:00:53] Speaker A: Anyway, it doesn't matter. Now we're going to talk about. [00:00:56] Speaker B: Well, I want. That picture is a whale. That is a still shot from my. [00:01:02] Speaker A: From my video. [00:01:03] Speaker B: Video that you took from a boat. That is unbelievable. [00:01:07] Speaker A: I know. [00:01:07] Speaker B: How close the. [00:01:08] Speaker A: It's crazy. [00:01:09] Speaker B: Humpback. [00:01:10] Speaker A: Yeah. We were in Mexico and we were on a little boat and we were not whale watching. We were just going to some cenotas and all of a sudden, out of nowhere there's a mama and baby and we kind of stop the boat and the baby's playing and slap, slap, slapping and it's so amazing. And then the mama ends up doing this kind of tour of duty around us. Breaching to make sure that we know that she. She be the boss. [00:01:36] Speaker B: Yes, she was the boss already. [00:01:38] Speaker A: Oh my gosh. I have never been so close to a whale in my life. It was phenomenal. We will show you that. Yeah, that's the little still. [00:01:43] Speaker B: That's the picture. I thought like the. If that whale were to breach again, it would be like it could come down right next to you. Yeah. Like you would have been rocking and rolling. [00:01:53] Speaker A: That's why we left. [00:01:54] Speaker B: But we're in an area where we see whales a lot by the water. [00:01:58] Speaker A: Very, very lucky. [00:01:59] Speaker B: And the orcas are all over the place. By the way. Orcas are part of the killer. Whales are actually part of the dolphin family. What? Yeah. [00:02:11] Speaker A: I didn't know that. Yeah, but they're all mammals. [00:02:14] Speaker B: They're males. [00:02:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:16] Speaker B: They're not. Yeah. They're not part of the whale. No. Amphibians are not. [00:02:23] Speaker A: Turkey isn't. [00:02:26] Speaker B: Are not frogs. They're not mammals. They are frog. They can be frogs. [00:02:31] Speaker A: Okay. So today is the testament of two Caesars is too much. [00:02:35] Speaker B: How do you say frog And French. [00:02:40] Speaker A: That's not good. No, no, that's pretty good. [00:02:56] Speaker B: By the way, which I was called all my life. Did you ever see them? You were called Frog, of course. Oh, as a mock by your Anglo friends. [00:03:03] Speaker A: Yes, exactly. [00:03:04] Speaker B: You were teased as a child. Frog. [00:03:07] Speaker A: And I didn't know it for any. [00:03:08] Speaker B: Yeah, but they didn't call you a. They called you Frog. [00:03:13] Speaker A: Frog. Yeah. [00:03:14] Speaker B: Froggy Dolphin. You ever see the movie Multiplicity, I think it's called with Michael Keaton. [00:03:19] Speaker A: No, what's that? [00:03:20] Speaker B: He plays like five different characters. [00:03:23] Speaker A: Oh, is it good? [00:03:24] Speaker B: One of them is, like, has a little bit of a mental capacity issue. [00:03:28] Speaker A: Okay. [00:03:28] Speaker B: And he keeps saying, steve, when are we going to see the Dolphins? [00:03:31] Speaker A: Steve. [00:03:31] Speaker B: Steve. [00:03:32] Speaker A: Oh, I have not seen this. [00:03:33] Speaker B: I don't think he can make that movie anymore because everybody's so hyper. Over the top, whatever. [00:03:38] Speaker A: Well, I think we have to be aware. Well, vigilant. [00:03:41] Speaker B: It's a movie and it was pretty funny and we used to imitate it. I met him, by the way, on a street. [00:03:48] Speaker A: Of course he did. [00:03:48] Speaker B: Sitting outside. [00:03:50] Speaker A: Of course he did. [00:03:50] Speaker B: Sitting. [00:03:51] Speaker A: Only you. [00:03:52] Speaker B: Sitting with the high school buddy Steve. Whose name up with Steve. Outside the Four Faced Liar on 6th Street, Manhattan. And here he is, Michael Keaton. Walks in the bar, gets a drink. [00:04:05] Speaker A: No, sits at the bar. [00:04:07] Speaker B: I think he sat at the bar because we were sitting out on the little, very small, little outdoor section on the sidewalk. And then he just came out like eight minutes later. And I said, hey, because I was working with a sports network and we started talking about hockey. And I said, are you really a Penguins fan or are you just. And I didn't know at the time he was actually from the Pittsburgh area. So, yeah, we talked about the Penguins. And then we look over our shoulder and after about 90 seconds or two minutes, we noticed a crowd of people was watching out the window. And he's like, all right, I gotta. [00:04:39] Speaker A: Go, I gotta go. [00:04:40] Speaker B: And he just vanished down the alley by the. By. The next bar was cross street. [00:04:46] Speaker A: Like Batman. [00:04:47] Speaker B: Like Batman. [00:04:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:48] Speaker B: And I was like, we like. Bye, Steve. [00:04:50] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:04:51] Speaker B: No, we weren't. [00:04:52] Speaker A: No, you. No, you weren't. [00:04:53] Speaker B: But nice guy and a hockey fan and. [00:04:57] Speaker A: And guess what? [00:04:57] Speaker B: That's our dolphin orca story. [00:04:59] Speaker A: We gotta go. [00:05:00] Speaker B: Starring Batman. [00:05:01] Speaker A: So we make sense. We gotta go, gotta go now.

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