The Shmoops Share The Key To Life

Episode 8 April 15, 2025 00:05:15
The Shmoops Share The Key To Life
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The Shmoops Share The Key To Life

Apr 15 2025 | 00:05:15

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The "deep" part of a not-so-deep boozy weekend debrief.

 

Music: bensound.com - Artist: Benjamin Tissot
License: BGUVKF9XRWUZL3H6

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[00:00:06] Speaker A: Over the rainbow. [00:00:08] Speaker B: Oh, that's an interesting intro. [00:00:11] Speaker A: I'm holding the water, shmoop. [00:00:12] Speaker B: You want the water to turn off that goddamn computer. [00:00:16] Speaker A: I know. It's making email sounds, why I didn't get a sip. Oh, there's a second glass. You're so well prepared. There's two glasses. [00:00:23] Speaker B: Honey, I take such good care of you. Can. Can we talk about how I service you, honey? Excuse me. That's a great start. [00:00:34] Speaker A: I actually think I service you. You serve me. [00:00:38] Speaker B: I think I do both. I think I serve you a lot. I make you breakfast, I make you dinners. I host you at my house. [00:00:46] Speaker A: You get me confused with somebody else. [00:00:48] Speaker B: Really? Yeah. I call them. I call them bullshit. [00:00:53] Speaker A: Who? You. Who's this person you're talking about? [00:00:56] Speaker B: What are you talking about? Oh, you park in my parking spot. You use my face cream. [00:01:04] Speaker A: I replaced your face cream. But two face creams, a nourishing and a refreshing. You only had a nourishing. I replaced it with a refreshing and a nourishment. [00:01:15] Speaker B: I know. I was very. [00:01:16] Speaker A: And then a whole big jug of. [00:01:18] Speaker B: I know. [00:01:19] Speaker A: Lubricant. [00:01:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Body cream. It's beautiful. Thank you for that, by the way. Yep. [00:01:27] Speaker A: The water. What was I. What was the whole thing with the water? Something about water. [00:01:33] Speaker B: Tell me something about water. [00:01:34] Speaker A: The importance of agua. [00:01:36] Speaker B: Agua is essential when you're tired. Oh, yeah, we're tired. That's what's going on. We are gonna gone out. What did we do last night? What did we not do? [00:01:44] Speaker A: Drank more than we probably ever drank together. Maybe. No, second most. Second most to the dance party. [00:01:53] Speaker B: I think the mixture was the interesting choices, like, you know, Double Jacks and Coke, which. Then we were like, what are we doing drinking Jack Daniels? We should be drinking Crown. [00:02:03] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. [00:02:04] Speaker B: And then they didn't have any Crown. It was an interesting journey. Yeah. But we started. What did we start with? We started with tequilas. [00:02:12] Speaker A: Here. [00:02:12] Speaker B: Here at the hammock. The hammock o'clock. That was a beautiful hammock clock. Watching. Remember watching the seagulls. That was magic. [00:02:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Flying around. They're just loving life. [00:02:25] Speaker B: There's enough wind. They were so freaking happy. They're gliding on air. Found a pocket of magic. [00:02:32] Speaker A: Yeah. And they're just. Life. [00:02:33] Speaker B: I've said magic a lot of times there, haven't I? [00:02:36] Speaker A: Magic. [00:02:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:02:37] Speaker A: Okay, you can say magic. [00:02:38] Speaker B: I'm having a magical weekend, schmoops. [00:02:40] Speaker A: Magical. [00:02:41] Speaker B: Oh. Let's talk about what we did today, too. [00:02:43] Speaker A: Went on a bike ride. [00:02:45] Speaker B: Yeah. What did we do first, though? [00:02:49] Speaker A: Was there sex involved? [00:02:50] Speaker B: Always. Yeah, there's some last night. [00:02:53] Speaker A: Yep. [00:02:54] Speaker B: Some this morning. [00:02:55] Speaker A: Yep. This afternoon? [00:02:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:02:58] Speaker A: It's crazy. You're like a kid. Just another example of me servicing you. [00:03:07] Speaker B: Yeah. That you do. You're a good servicer. Yep. [00:03:10] Speaker A: Well, you're a good server. [00:03:12] Speaker B: I'm a good servicer, too, though. [00:03:14] Speaker A: We had breakfast out. [00:03:15] Speaker B: I know. Wasn't it delicious? [00:03:16] Speaker A: Feast. [00:03:17] Speaker B: Yeah, we had a feast. [00:03:18] Speaker A: Feastiosa. [00:03:20] Speaker B: We just. We have 72 hours in our days, don't we? [00:03:24] Speaker A: Yeah. We're just appreciating. We appreciate that, everybody. I mean, we're not like living on a mansion on a hill. Oh, God. We don't need it. [00:03:33] Speaker B: I own nothing. [00:03:34] Speaker A: I hope everybody is enjoying whatever it. [00:03:37] Speaker B: Is they're doing, however it is that they're doing. [00:03:40] Speaker A: If you're not, then figure out. [00:03:42] Speaker B: Change something, change it. [00:03:44] Speaker A: Don't be afraid. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes, exactly. You always have a choice. [00:03:49] Speaker A: Don't be afraid of change. [00:03:50] Speaker B: No, change is good. It creates new neural pathways, you know. You don't want to talk about it. [00:03:58] Speaker A: I don't mind talking about neural pathways in certain situations. [00:04:01] Speaker B: Oh, but another's not. [00:04:02] Speaker A: You know. What? [00:04:03] Speaker B: You don't like getting too serious? [00:04:04] Speaker A: No, it's not a great point about change. [00:04:07] Speaker B: Yes. Like, tell me. [00:04:08] Speaker A: Pretty much. Life has been so fortunate and joyful for so long, and I think change is a huge part of it because it's constant change. [00:04:19] Speaker B: But if there's constant change, then you're not gripping onto anything. Then you're open to whatever you're facing. And. And so you always have an open heart, open mind, open spirit, I believe. [00:04:30] Speaker A: But you can have relationships that are consistent, but you're changing. Other things make life interesting, and you always have something to look forward to. [00:04:39] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:04:40] Speaker A: That's key. [00:04:42] Speaker B: That is key, actually. [00:04:43] Speaker A: That's Another. Another reason to make a change is if you're not. If you have nothing to look forward to in your life. You got to make. [00:04:49] Speaker B: Make a change. Also. [00:04:50] Speaker A: Make a change. [00:04:50] Speaker B: Make a change. You know, Isn't it Aldous Huxley that says, the spirit of genius is in maintaining your youth, your. Your. Your childlike perspective? I butchered that, Aldous Coxley. [00:05:08] Speaker A: Is that the Cosby Show? [00:05:09] Speaker B: No. Fuck off. [00:05:10] Speaker A: We gotta go, Sexley. [00:05:11] Speaker B: Bye.

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