Sex On A Mossy Mountain

Episode 6 April 09, 2025 00:05:00
Sex On A Mossy Mountain
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Sex On A Mossy Mountain

Apr 09 2025 | 00:05:00

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Do you want to talk neuro-pathways, or nooky?

 

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[00:00:04] Speaker A: Shmoopy, schmooch there. [00:00:06] Speaker B: Hi. [00:00:07] Speaker A: Hi. [00:00:08] Speaker B: There's some birds today. [00:00:10] Speaker A: Birds. We went on a hike a few days ago and there was a lot of birds. We were in the woods. We went trailblazing. We climbed looking for a mastodon that we couldn't find, but we found some moss. [00:00:21] Speaker B: That was a nice rant. [00:00:23] Speaker A: Yeah, it was good. Eh? [00:00:24] Speaker B: It was a good rant. No, we. Well, let's talk about trailblazing. Let's talk about creating new neural pathways, shall we? [00:00:31] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Come on. New neural pathways. [00:00:35] Speaker B: You and I have different modalities in. In functioning. You are all about reading. Are you. Are you counting the syllables and the words I'm using? [00:00:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Modalities. [00:00:47] Speaker B: It's a great word. [00:00:48] Speaker A: Big word. Yeah. [00:00:49] Speaker B: Yeah. You are all about letting go, moving forward. And everything's in the past, in the wake. And I'm very much about. We need to discuss what happened in the wake so that we can create new neural pathways and ways of communicating. [00:01:05] Speaker A: That's true. [00:01:05] Speaker B: It's fascinating, isn't it? [00:01:07] Speaker A: It's fascinating. It's very fascinating. [00:01:09] Speaker B: You don't give a shit. You're like, moving on. We went through this. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Yeah, very interesting. Moving on. [00:01:19] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. I see. I see how you're skirting the topic. So we're not really going to talk about it, we're just going to move on. [00:01:25] Speaker A: Well, yeah, because it's tough. I don't even know what to say other than we're actively creating new neural pathways. [00:01:35] Speaker B: You're just using my words. [00:01:38] Speaker A: Hey. [00:01:39] Speaker B: Yes. [00:01:40] Speaker A: Trailblazing. Speaking of trailblazing. [00:01:42] Speaker B: Yeah, well, that's what I was trying to get into. [00:01:43] Speaker A: We were in the woods. We did something most people don't do, but I'm very comfortable in the woods. Been in the woods. So am I. In terms of hiking. So are you. Yeah. [00:01:53] Speaker B: Love it. [00:01:54] Speaker A: We went off the beaten track, as. [00:01:56] Speaker B: We often do, which is kind of who we are. Yeah. [00:01:58] Speaker A: We created our own. Went into the woods and kind of found a path up the mountain and over the rocks and over the logs and stuff like that. And as long as you monitor and obviously do a job of landmarking. [00:02:14] Speaker B: Well, you and I are very similar in terms of. We have a great sense of direction, so it's almost like we know exactly where we need to go back to. [00:02:21] Speaker A: Yeah. We used our. Used our landmarks and we got. The moss was incredible. [00:02:26] Speaker B: Oh, wow. It felt like it was two feet thick. [00:02:29] Speaker A: Yeah. There was some thick moss, which is supposed to be great for your energy and just for your really biologic Biology. You're supposed to like lay in it. [00:02:39] Speaker B: We did. [00:02:41] Speaker A: Yes, we did. Was there sex on the route? [00:02:45] Speaker B: Yes. We like fresh air sex. We discovered sex. We already knew that. I knew that about myself and you knew that about yourself, but we hadn't shared that mutual knowledge yet. This was fascinating. [00:03:00] Speaker A: We shared some mutual knowledge. [00:03:02] Speaker B: All right. Yes, we did. [00:03:04] Speaker A: But it was beautiful. We had a lovely view. The ocean. [00:03:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:08] Speaker A: And the trees and the rocks. [00:03:11] Speaker B: We talk about where we stayed. [00:03:13] Speaker A: We tried to scare Ukrainians. [00:03:15] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, we did. [00:03:16] Speaker A: Remember the Ukrainians. I think they were nervous, but then they were nervous because they were lost, as I pointed out at the time. Now imagine if you and I were hiking in the Ukraine in the woods. [00:03:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:28] Speaker A: And we came across locals. [00:03:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:31] Speaker A: We'd be a little bit. Yeah, they might be sweethearts, but we'd be like, oh, who are these people? And we're in the woods in Ukraine. So they're here. And I'm like, do you guys speak French? [00:03:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:41] Speaker A: They're like, no. [00:03:42] Speaker B: Uk. [00:03:42] Speaker A: And then they were like, oh, my God, we're going to get killed. It's like, no worries. And then we. We cruised off. [00:03:50] Speaker B: We bolted. [00:03:51] Speaker A: We cruised off path and they went walking around and then they disappeared. [00:03:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:58] Speaker A: Oh, wait, you said something a second ago, though, before I got into the Ukrainians. [00:04:03] Speaker B: Yes. [00:04:05] Speaker A: Oh, where we stayed. What a great place. Right? It was an Airstream. An old Airstream. [00:04:12] Speaker B: Yeah. 1970s Airstream. [00:04:15] Speaker A: Totally jacked up. [00:04:16] Speaker B: Jacked up like five different ways of making coffee snacks. [00:04:23] Speaker A: They thought of everything. [00:04:24] Speaker B: They thought of everything. They were. They even put a record on. [00:04:27] Speaker A: Yep. There was a turntable with some kick ass music. [00:04:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:30] Speaker A: Two of the albums which I've since downloaded onto my phone. [00:04:33] Speaker B: Same. [00:04:34] Speaker A: There was a hot bathtub. They had a B day. [00:04:38] Speaker B: They did. [00:04:39] Speaker A: So you have to wash your arse. [00:04:41] Speaker B: It's called a bidet. [00:04:42] Speaker A: Bidet. [00:04:43] Speaker B: A B day. It's called a bidet. [00:04:48] Speaker A: That's scrumptious on the bum. It is, yeah. They thought of everything. It was a wonderful, wonderful thing. We gotta go. [00:04:56] Speaker B: Bye.

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