Prepare For Death

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Foreign. [00:00:06] Speaker B: What are you doing besides being dehydrated? [00:00:11] Speaker A: I think that is exactly my. My problem today. Hey, what topic of conversation are we going to talk about today? Can we talk about death? I lick your face there. [00:00:21] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't give a. You don't give a what about it? [00:00:25] Speaker A: We don't talk enough about death. [00:00:27] Speaker B: I was going to bring up. Your dehydration. [00:00:31] Speaker A: Will lead to my death. [00:00:33] Speaker B: You need to take a dump. [00:00:37] Speaker A: You remember? We're not talking about that. We don't talk about that yet. [00:00:41] Speaker B: No, we don't talk about dumps. [00:00:42] Speaker A: It's only been five months. Okay, okay. Maybe this is a. This is a great time. [00:00:46] Speaker B: What about death? [00:00:48] Speaker A: What is vacillating exactly? [00:00:52] Speaker B: Wait, which is the main topic, Dumps or death? [00:00:54] Speaker A: Oh, we're vacillating now between the two. [00:00:56] Speaker B: Because if you die, your body, naturally decided, takes a dump. [00:01:00] Speaker A: I've heard that. No, I was just saying sometimes it's too early to talk about dumps in a relationship. [00:01:07] Speaker B: You mean. [00:01:07] Speaker A: Yes. [00:01:08] Speaker B: Okay. What about that thing? [00:01:11] Speaker A: Is it too early to talk about death? [00:01:13] Speaker B: No. Talk about death with anybody. [00:01:16] Speaker A: I just feel like we don't talk enough about it in life in general. [00:01:19] Speaker B: Us two or anybody. [00:01:21] Speaker A: Life yet in the world. [00:01:23] Speaker B: Yeah. What about it? [00:01:26] Speaker A: Well, I don't know. I feel like we're so encouraged to live and to build great lives and whatnot. But we're not. We don't talk about how we should be building great deaths. I believe that we should be. As much as we're investing in our lives, we should be investing in our deaths. [00:01:42] Speaker B: How's that? [00:01:44] Speaker A: Well, we should. Instead of avoiding the topic, we should talk about it. We should. [00:01:49] Speaker B: If you're. If you. If you're 0 to 50. [00:01:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:55] Speaker B: And you're living your best life, or trying to. You're not thinking about death? [00:01:59] Speaker A: No. [00:01:59] Speaker B: Happens accidentally. Or if someone you know goes. [00:02:02] Speaker A: Of course. [00:02:03] Speaker B: You don't have to. I mean, other than providing for your family, you don't really have to. You should plan for it. Why? As long as everything's taken care of, you're gone. And if. If all your logistics are. [00:02:16] Speaker A: Well, that's it. Most people are not even organizing their logistics. [00:02:19] Speaker B: Well, I'm not. [00:02:21] Speaker A: What? You haven't organized your logistics? [00:02:23] Speaker B: I'm 38. [00:02:26] Speaker A: No, you're not 38. But you don't know what you're doing when you die. You haven't. You don't have all your lined up. Oh, honey, you better get your organized. [00:02:35] Speaker B: Settle down. I don't give a. I'll go into the Potter's Field, Whatever. [00:02:39] Speaker A: Somebody. No, but somebody else is gonna have to deal with all that. You do it so that nobody else has to put up with. Know how complicated it is. You do, don't you? Somebody dies. It's complex. [00:02:52] Speaker B: All right. [00:02:53] Speaker A: Wow. We're having a really serious conversation all of a sudden. I told you. No. Sometimes you need to. [00:03:00] Speaker B: People in the crowd need to get their. Together. [00:03:03] Speaker A: Well, I just think. Okay, so this is my. Absolutely. Like, I have my, you know, my DNR signed. I have everything lined up. Nobody has to take care of. [00:03:14] Speaker B: Is that Canadian? [00:03:15] Speaker A: Do not. No. Do not resuscitate. Am I. You know. [00:03:18] Speaker B: Do not return. Do not. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Do not resuscitate. Resuscitate. [00:03:22] Speaker B: In what situation? If you're a vegetable type zombie, brain dead kind of thing. [00:03:27] Speaker A: Yeah. But heading towards that. If anything were to happen where I'm like, yeah, coma. [00:03:33] Speaker B: Semi comatose. [00:03:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Bye, bye. [00:03:35] Speaker B: Or not come back normal. [00:03:36] Speaker A: Bye, bye. But I don't see. See, this is interesting. Just us approaching the topic and. [00:03:44] Speaker B: All right, well, I'll let you handle it. [00:03:49] Speaker A: You're gonna let me handle what? Your death? [00:03:52] Speaker B: Yeah, you just drop me in the woods. [00:03:53] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. [00:03:55] Speaker B: Yeah, drop me in the woods. You got strong friends. [00:03:57] Speaker A: We've already talked about this. We're going to get that Italian. See that Italian company that wraps people around trees. [00:04:06] Speaker B: I don't know what that means. [00:04:08] Speaker A: Well, you get buried around a tree. [00:04:10] Speaker B: So that your nutrients provide for the tree. [00:04:12] Speaker A: Exactly. [00:04:13] Speaker B: Yeah, but isn't that mostly illegal? [00:04:17] Speaker A: No. Supposedly there's laws. [00:04:19] Speaker B: An Italian company. [00:04:21] Speaker A: Yep. [00:04:21] Speaker B: So we have to go to Italy for this? [00:04:23] Speaker A: No, they'll come here for lots of money. [00:04:26] Speaker B: I'd love it. That's what I want to do. [00:04:28] Speaker A: There you go. All right. We've decided under a tree. Okay. [00:04:31] Speaker B: That's the whole idea. [00:04:32] Speaker A: Great. [00:04:32] Speaker B: Otherwise, everything's taken care of. [00:04:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, we got to go, don't we? I see your face. Okay. [00:04:38] Speaker B: Your kids set? Don't have to worry about him. [00:04:40] Speaker A: Yeah. How does he feel about it? Have you had the death conversation with him? [00:04:44] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Ish. [00:04:50] Speaker A: Ish. Okay, this is really funny. This is a good topic. [00:04:55] Speaker B: Your stuff's all taken care of. [00:04:56] Speaker A: Of course. [00:04:57] Speaker B: Good on you. [00:04:58] Speaker A: Is that it? [00:04:59] Speaker B: Let me know I'm supposed to talk to. [00:05:01] Speaker A: Exactly. Bye.