Budapest

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Shmoop. [00:00:05] Speaker B: You're cute. No, you're cuter. [00:00:08] Speaker A: Yeah? [00:00:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:00:09] Speaker A: You think? No way. I think if the general public were polled. [00:00:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:00:12] Speaker A: As to who were cuter, hold it, pooled or pulled. [00:00:18] Speaker B: I'm like, who you yanking now? [00:00:20] Speaker A: Well, I wouldn't be yanking anybody. But if you did. [00:00:23] Speaker B: I'm getting wholesome people. [00:00:24] Speaker A: You get all the votes. [00:00:25] Speaker B: That's right. Yeah. If we polled you say I'd be cuter than you. [00:00:29] Speaker A: Oh, no, no. Maybe not. [00:00:31] Speaker B: Maybe not. [00:00:32] Speaker A: What if it was women and gay men? They might think I'm cuter. [00:00:35] Speaker B: Exactly. Well, I think most gay men would be in love with you. Six foot seven of deliciousness. Wow. Six pack. Sparkly eyes. Sparkly blueberry eyes. Great smile. [00:00:48] Speaker A: Blueberry eyes. [00:00:49] Speaker B: Yeah, you got blueberry eyes. [00:00:51] Speaker A: I've disappointed some that have hit on me. Like back in New York days. I'd get 'your a tall drink of water'. I get that every once in a while. [00:01:00] Speaker B: Sorry, buddy, that doesn't work. [00:01:01] Speaker A: You're barking up the wrong tree. [00:01:02] Speaker B: But. [00:01:05] Speaker A: But it's always fun. I don't mind it. I don't mind it. I think it's kind of flattering, you know? Of course. But I don't. Yeah, I mean, it's. It's actually very entertaining. Used to get it running in Central Park. [00:01:17] Speaker B: Really? [00:01:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:18] Speaker B: By who? [00:01:19] Speaker A: By guys. Oh. [00:01:22] Speaker B: Well, you're pretty hot. [00:01:24] Speaker A: You're. [00:01:25] Speaker B: Now you're just yanking your chain. [00:01:27] Speaker A: Looking for. What do you. What do you want to do when we get up? [00:01:32] Speaker B: No, you know me. [00:01:33] Speaker A: Am I going to have more abrasions on my. [00:01:35] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:01:36] Speaker A: When I get out of here. [00:01:37] Speaker B: Yeah. We're going to need to start putting an ice pack on your. On your shmooch there, shmoop Junior. Yeah. Schmoop junior. [00:01:45] Speaker A: All right, so you're obviously saying very nice things about me for whatever reason other than wanting to get laid. [00:01:53] Speaker B: No, no, they're real. [00:01:55] Speaker A: I know. I appreciate that. [00:01:57] Speaker B: I'm always authentic. [00:01:58] Speaker A: Now, what would my testimonial be for you? [00:02:01] Speaker B: Oh, to a testimony. [00:02:03] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:02:03] Speaker B: What would it be? I just kind of gave you one. [00:02:05] Speaker A: Off camera about testimonials. We're not even on camera, but. [00:02:09] Speaker B: No, we're not. [00:02:12] Speaker A: Your testimonials. You've had people say nice things about you because you're extremely talented. [00:02:17] Speaker B: Oh, God love. [00:02:18] Speaker A: That would be my first. I'd say extremely talented. [00:02:21] Speaker B: Is that what you would say? [00:02:22] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know. Vivacious. [00:02:25] Speaker B: I love that word. Yes. Been described as vivacious. [00:02:28] Speaker A: You're not overly loquacious, but you can be Loquacious. [00:02:32] Speaker B: I can be loquacious for sure. [00:02:33] Speaker A: You think these words are going over listeners heads right now? [00:02:36] Speaker B: No, no. [00:02:37] Speaker A: I think there's some who know it. You think Generation Z or X or whatever the. [00:02:42] Speaker B: You know what, Maybe they'll Google it. They'll learn something. [00:02:45] Speaker A: But do you think most people know what vivacious means? [00:02:48] Speaker B: I think so. [00:02:49] Speaker A: Was Raquel Welch. Speaking of things that young people will have to. Oh, yeah, Google. Was she vivancious. [00:02:55] Speaker B: But I wanted to be her in 10. [00:02:58] Speaker A: In 10. She wasn't in 10. That was Bo Derek. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Oh, fuck. Look at me for. Let's remember that Budapest is in Hungary and not. [00:03:08] Speaker A: Yeah, shmoopy said. I sent shmoopy a note, said, hey, we should go to Budapest. And she goes, oh, I love it. Here, check out this. Check out this turkey video of turkey tourism. I'm like, okay, yeah. Oh, real cool video. So anyway, Budapest, Hungary. [00:03:30] Speaker B: You know? It's great. I am willing to admit to my geographical inadequacy. Inadequacies. [00:03:38] Speaker A: So look, which word do you think people know? Typical member of the public. [00:03:44] Speaker B: Sorry. Yes. [00:03:45] Speaker A: We're talking 60s and 70s here. These people don't know what the. We're talking about. [00:03:48] Speaker B: Oh, she's classy. [00:03:50] Speaker A: Which word do you think people would know more better? Great English right there. Would it be vivacious or loquacious? I guarantee you 5% of the population knows what loquacious means. Less than 5%. [00:04:04] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:04:05] Speaker A: You know what it means, right? [00:04:07] Speaker B: I do, yeah. Not gonna give you the Webster's dictionary version of it. [00:04:12] Speaker A: No. But speaks a lot, Talks fluently. [00:04:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:04:15] Speaker A: Is loquacious. [00:04:16] Speaker B: Yeah, loquacious. [00:04:17] Speaker A: Like certain color commentators on games and stuff are loquacious, but also. [00:04:21] Speaker B: Oh, my microphone might have been schmuckered. [00:04:24] Speaker A: You're fine. [00:04:24] Speaker B: No, but it was rubbing. [00:04:26] Speaker A: Vivacious. They could almost. [00:04:28] Speaker B: Vivacious. [00:04:29] Speaker A: You could kind of deduce it's like hot and lively. Right. He's got a hot chick who's got a lot of energy. Yeah, like a porn star. [00:04:37] Speaker B: They're not. I'm not a porn star. Settle down. [00:04:39] Speaker A: Not talking about you. [00:04:40] Speaker B: Settle down. Yeah, Call me Vi. [00:04:42] Speaker A: Yeah. No, no, they're not vivacious. They're usually like tripping. Yeah. [00:04:47] Speaker B: Trippin' balls.. [00:04:49] Speaker A: Is that a pun? [00:04:50] Speaker B: Yeah, it totally is. [00:04:52] Speaker A: They're not just tripping balls, honey. They're not just tripping balls. They're doing a lot of things to balls. We got to go. [00:04:59] Speaker B: Bye.