"Georgio"

[00:00:04] Speaker A: Smoopy shmoopy, shmoop. Where are we? [00:00:09] Speaker B: We're pulling up on a ferry boat in our vehicle. [00:00:13] Speaker A: What is it with us and boats? [00:00:14] Speaker B: I don't know. We like boats. [00:00:16] Speaker A: We do like boats. Yeah. Big fan. [00:00:18] Speaker B: So we're gonna get off the boat? [00:00:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:00:21] Speaker B: Some dude, by the way, Euro guy, George Harrison. [00:00:24] Speaker A: Fabulous. No, he wasn't checking me out. He was. [00:00:27] Speaker B: He was so, like, you weren't even looking when he came by the first time. [00:00:30] Speaker A: He was. [00:00:31] Speaker B: Let's describe this guy. So he's got like George Harrison circa 1979 hair. [00:00:36] Speaker A: Yes. [00:00:37] Speaker B: Definitely got the full beard. He's got dark shades. [00:00:40] Speaker A: Can't see his eyes. Yep. [00:00:42] Speaker B: Long trench coat, but yeah, it's. [00:00:45] Speaker A: It looks like. It's like. It looked like a tux with tails. [00:00:50] Speaker B: Right. [00:00:50] Speaker A: A very kind of old school steampunk. So a guy with an orchid. [00:00:56] Speaker B: If you're with an orchid in his lapel. [00:00:59] Speaker A: Y. [00:00:59] Speaker B: This guy thought. Thought he either was a rock star or he just thinks he's. [00:01:03] Speaker A: Maybe he is a rock star. [00:01:05] Speaker B: Maybe he is one. Or he walks around with that. [00:01:08] Speaker A: Maybe he's going to a wedding. [00:01:10] Speaker B: Check that precinct. [00:01:11] Speaker A: Maybe he was the groom. Anything's possible on this fairy. [00:01:15] Speaker B: He's pacing down a ferry in the cardek after his wedding. [00:01:22] Speaker A: Questioning indecision. [00:01:26] Speaker B: Super cool guy, looking for some attention. That would be a cynical viewpoint. [00:01:30] Speaker A: Absolutely. That would be your viewpoint. [00:01:32] Speaker B: And I think that's what he was doing. He was kind of checked out. So you missed him. I described him to you. Then when he comes walking back towards us from the rear. [00:01:40] Speaker A: Yes. Where you like it. Oh, the double entendres and the innuendos. [00:01:47] Speaker B: Look at this guy and you look stared at him. [00:01:50] Speaker A: I did. [00:01:50] Speaker B: He pretended as if he wasn't being stared at. [00:01:53] Speaker A: No. [00:01:53] Speaker B: Right. Play cool. [00:01:55] Speaker A: But then he came back twice. [00:01:57] Speaker B: Wait a minute. [00:01:57] Speaker A: Okay. [00:01:58] Speaker B: And what was your impression? [00:02:00] Speaker A: Well, he was just jauntily walking by, making sure that we were looking at him. Gonna have to start the car. [00:02:08] Speaker B: Yeah, but I was. [00:02:09] Speaker A: Start the car. [00:02:10] Speaker B: But I always think. Did you think he. Was it working for him, in other words? [00:02:14] Speaker A: Oh, no, that's not my style. I do really like that you were like, look, it's your man. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Why is there a beep? [00:02:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:02:23] Speaker A: Butt warmer. Get out of the butt warmer. [00:02:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:02:26] Speaker A: Turn the butt warmer. Yeah. [00:02:27] Speaker B: Did I turn the car? [00:02:28] Speaker A: Yeah. I thought so. [00:02:32] Speaker B: It's running. [00:02:33] Speaker A: It's running. [00:02:33] Speaker B: Do I want to adjust my clock settings? [00:02:38] Speaker A: This is the best. This is the best day ever. [00:02:41] Speaker B: Okay, so then Yep. So he pretends like you're not staring at him, but you are. And then he walks by. And then from the front, you're not really paying attention again. And I'm watching him stare at you through the windshield as he walks by and through because he's like, oh, this chick was checking me out. So I'm gonna take it to the front. [00:03:00] Speaker A: Maybe he just recognized me. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Maybe I'll make eye contact. [00:03:02] Speaker A: Oh, you think so? You think that's what was happening? Maybe. I don't think so. [00:03:07] Speaker B: So. Oh, he thinks he recognized you from what, I don't know, tryst you had in Greece. [00:03:15] Speaker A: Exactly. Oh, no, no. I was not my kind of guy. Sorry. That's like. That's good. [00:03:22] Speaker B: His name would be like Mario. [00:03:24] Speaker A: Yes. Or Giorgio. [00:03:28] Speaker B: Giorgio. [00:03:29] Speaker A: Giorgio. [00:03:30] Speaker B: He's a Giorgio. [00:03:31] Speaker A: He's totally a Giorgio. [00:03:33] Speaker B: He's a full on Giorgio. [00:03:34] Speaker A: Giorgio. [00:03:35] Speaker B: Came back to see if chick was gonna look at him again. He could probably. He might. [00:03:39] Speaker A: He done a little. Little look down a little bit and. [00:03:42] Speaker B: Gave you a wink. [00:03:43] Speaker A: Yeah. He might have used too much. You know what? [00:03:46] Speaker B: That guy's too big of a pansy to do that because I. He knows I'd probably get out of the car and be like, would you. [00:03:51] Speaker A: Want to beat him up? You would do that? [00:03:54] Speaker B: I wouldn't beat him up for winking at you. Hell no. [00:03:56] Speaker A: No. [00:03:56] Speaker B: I don't give a. No, you'd just be like if he physically accosted you. I don't snot at him. [00:04:02] Speaker A: You're hilarious. No, why would he physically accost you. [00:04:06] Speaker B: Guys think you're hotter way, can't you? [00:04:07] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. You're open to that. [00:04:09] Speaker B: Of course. [00:04:10] Speaker A: Love that openness about you. [00:04:12] Speaker B: You get jealous if chicks chick. [00:04:14] Speaker A: No. God makes it. Makes me think if. Yeah, chicks are always checking out your schmonts. [00:04:21] Speaker B: Really? [00:04:22] Speaker A: Yeah. I think that's it, schman. I think we gotta go. [00:04:25] Speaker B: No, we don't. [00:04:26] Speaker A: No. [00:04:26] Speaker B: Where are we going? [00:04:27] Speaker A: It's close. No, it's not. No, no. I thought we were really. Yes, yes, yes. [00:04:32] Speaker B: No, it's not. Not, not. We're drive, drive, driving. [00:04:36] Speaker A: No, I mean, this is your First. [00:04:40] Speaker B: Schmoopy times two. [00:04:42] Speaker A: Schoopy times two is. It's four minutes and 53. [00:04:45] Speaker B: It's four. 38. [00:04:46] Speaker A: Oh, 41. You're just trying to kill us. Oh, no. You know what? [00:04:54] Speaker B: You're avoiding the question. [00:04:55] Speaker A: I love it. No, I don't get jealous. You know what I love? I love it if a girl looks at your schwants or your schmoops. You know why? Because then it makes me feel good. Makes me feel like I get to have that. [00:05:06] Speaker B: Schmoops. [00:05:07] Speaker A: They want the schwang. [00:05:09] Speaker B: Now we can go. [00:05:09] Speaker A: Okay, bye.